weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
Omg, tiny bog burglar riding on Eret’s shoulders <3
I kinda really like the idea of them being sea-fairing, head-butting, fun-timers. Like, every now and then their ships collide (not literally) and they get into a bluster battle that turns a little more inappropriate each time.
Eret’s a few years older than Cami, and the first time they bumped into one another she was just 15. She was merely annoying then (and not just because she bested him in swordplay whistle calling him a bumble-blistered-boarbutt before sailing off all cackley). From then it became a long series of challenges—from an “accidental” fire at a hull to sneaking aboard the other’s ship and committing a few acts of thievery (guess who). Sometimes they engaged in straight up sea-pranks that brought a little lightness into Eret’s increasingly dark job.
Cami grew older, bolder and beautiful and as flirting wormed it’s way into their sporadic meetings Eret began to really look forward to playing bumper-ships with those crazy Bog Burglars.
I mean, it’s fun for Jojo. Toothless can be on the fence. He enjoys playing with the tiny human, but he’s had it beaten in his head enough times to be gentle and watchful and to never-ever-let-her-out-of-his-sight. Which she somehow manages to do anyway and Toothless experiences a small heart attack.
Stormfly sometimes tries to get possessive over the baby and then the dragons start a small scuffle, which takes their eyes off of Jojo, who then disappears. That’s where the chaos really starts. Things are overturned and scattered, dragons are half-fighting/half-looking for the baby… madness.
Usually, the parent’s don’t let both dragons babysit at once. It’s been proven more effective to pick one.